We’re getting a “West Side Story” remake.
I don’t want this.
“A Candyman Movie Without Tony Todd Is A Candyman Movie Without Joy (Granted It’s A Horror Movie But I Think You Know Where I’m Going With This)”
Say his name three times in front of a mirror and he’ll bring you candy! Actually, I’ve been informed he does the complete opposite.
This is going to be amazing. Also, die Nazi scum!
Wonder Woman + The Rock
Tika Sumpter Lands Female Lead For “Sonic The Hedgehog” Movie That Shouldn’t Be Happening Yet Here We Are
Hollywood greenlights this, yet my movie about a gigantic whistle terrorizing a small town has been passed over by every major studio. Why is that?
*Insert “We Jammin’!” Headline Here*: Ziggy Marley Is Bringing A Bob Marley Biopic To The Big Screen
Movie biopics are the new wave.
As usual, Tarantino strives for a stacked cast.
“Late Stage Capitalism Justice League”: “Six Underground” With Michael Bay At The Helm Is Being Made For Some Reason
Everyone’s going to Netflix.
Marvel will be making movies until the end of time.
He really is back as Bond.
One less Affleck.
Jake Gyllenhaal wasn’t available?
Spolier alert: Gosling is a replicant (actually, I have no clue).
Is it 2018 yet?
This makes me happy.
Craig is back as Bond.
Sure. Why not?
Boots Riley + Tessa Thompson + LaKeith Stanfield + Steven Yeun = “Sorry To Bother You”
The X-Men are never going away.