Look, I need content for this site. So, here’s the trailer for…Pinocchio?! When did this get made? Have I been so distracted with the daily task of posting trailers that I missed the news of this movie’s production? The world will never know…

Pinocchio stars Tom Hanks as Geppetto (that lovable Italian psychopath and his insane wish), Cynthia Erivo, Robert Downey Jr., and premieres on Disney+ on September 8, 2022.