Disney+: “Here is some amazing content that we want to share with you and your family. We understand that quality is key, and we will work above and beyond to bring you entertainment you can truly enjoy. Much like our theme parks, we want to make television the most magical place in the world!”

Netflix: “Ummm…here’s another movie starring Anthony Mackie and the dude from Snowfall.”

Outside the Wire hits Netflix on January 15th, 2021.